In Dallas

	Would you just look at that shirt! Look at that tie! The hair is all real! Yes, here's a man heading to downtown Dallas to move and shake! His name is Steve, and he will not deny his University of Missouri background. I, you will notice, am wearing my Pearl Izumi headband in exactly the same style as Michael, with the trademark carefully positioned directly above my left eye. We had determined the previous day that this was de rigueur for cool, fast Texas riders. I'm sure Michael wants to apologize for blocking your view of my calves with that crap on the back of his bike -- but he was holding the camera, so maybe not.